Friday, January 31, 2014

Sometimes You Just Gotta Laugh

...or you risk internal combustion.

Like when you are in the bathtub trying to relax (because you know a nap is impossible) and you hear your husband shout from the other room, "ARE YOU INSANE???"

That's never a good sign. 

Today was no exception. 

One of my children thought it would be a good idea to stick our cat, Sophie, in the dryer. Two of my other children "only watched." The fourth was excited to tattle because "they might have hurt the dryer!"

Thankfully my children were smart enough not to turn it on...or maybe they couldn't figure out how... 

Monday, January 27, 2014

Bookworm

Honor just got in trouble for reading a book behind her math book... 

I'm doing something right with that one...

First Shall Be Last

Connor: "Honor, since you're the oldest, you'll go first, I'll go second, Ariana third, and Samuel last."

Samuel silently pouts.  He's always last.  

Honor notices.

Honor: "Samuel, you're last because you're the cutest.  The cutest always goes last."

Samuel: "I have an idea!  Why doesn't the cutest go first!"


Sunday, January 26, 2014

Notes


And people wonder why I love homeschooling so much!  

Two points:

No, I did not correct her grammar...these were, after all, only notes.

And

I'm pretty sure she wrote this while simultaneously yelling at me about how she shouldn't have to do school.  

Ariana makes me smile.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Siri

Mommy: "Siri, tell Husband that I'm on my way home."

Siri: " Okay. Is the message ready to send?"

Mommy: "Yes, please.  Thank you."

Siri: "Just doing my job."

Kids: "Wow! It must be nice to have Siri to talk to when you get lonely."

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Part of the Collective

From the other room, Samuel screams at the top of his lungs:

CONNOR I'M THE BORG!!!

...

NO, I'M ALREADY A BORG!!

...

I'M NOT A HUMAN! I'M A BORG!!


Someone's been watching Star Trek.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Put on a Happy Face

In utero Conan looked like this:


...and he hasn't changed expressions much. He is one of the happiest babies I have ever seen. Strangers comment constantly on how smiley he is. When I need a pick-me-up, all I have to do is smile in his direction and I am rewarded with an angelic grin in return.  Such a blessing to be Conan's mommy!


Puppy Love

Our sweet English Springer Spaniel, Jasmine, passed away last June from liver failure, leaving a hole in Daddy's heart. She was a good dog, a loyal companion, always eager to please.

After grieving, Daddy decided the best way to fill this hole in his heart was to get a new hunting companion, but there is only one kind of dog worth having in his mind.

We immediately began the search for a springer breeder in Arizona.  Springers are typically Midwestern dogs, where pheasant hunting abounds, but there were a few advertised in Arizona. Knowing Conan would be arriving soon, I insisted we wait at least until spring before getting a new puppy. Daddy reluctantly acquiesced. We put our name on the waiting list for a spring puppy.

A little over a month ago, a friend of mine volunteered for a couple of dog rescues--one of which was a springer rescue. Thinking it was a long shot, I put our name on a list there as well, specifying that we were only interested in puppies. I never received a reply.

On Tuesday, I was randomly checking my email at 3 am when I ran across a message from the springer rescue. Apparently my email had gone into her spam folder and she had just randomly checked it. Just that morning a puppy had come into the rescue. She was. 12 week old, AKC liver and white springer, were we interested? It was a little sooner than anticipated, but...

YES!!!

It was about all I could do not to wake up Daddy and tell him the good news.  As it was, I kept whispering, "Are you awake?" and "Puppy!" over and over again, hoping he'd wake up.

The next morning we began the official adoption process. Gracie was surrendered to the rescue because of suspected "springer rage syndrome"...she bites.  She's a puppy! The previous owners' ignorance of puppy behavior is our gain. The truly remarkable thing was Gracie had come from the original breeder we'd selected...just $450 cheaper!

Daddy brought her home last night. She looks remarkably like Jasmine as a puppy.  Daddy immediately fell in love. So far we've seen nothing but typical puppy behavior, although her bark is quite gremlin-like.

So now I have a 4 month old baby and a 3 month old puppy.

I must be crazy.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Hard of Hearing

Toys clanging. Children laughing. Giggle squeals. Pots banging. Feet pounding. Talking. Talking. Talking.

Daddy: "Keep it down in there! You're being too loud!"

No acknowledgment.  The noise continues from the other room.

Mommy: "They can't hear you."

Daddy: "Who wants ice cream?"

Immediate silence.

All 4 children: "What???"

There really should be more scientific research done on the effects of ice cream on selective hearing.